WATCH: Bored Sports Broadcaster Does Play-By-Play Of Everyday Things
Our boredom is no secret at this point. If you need any proof of it, just review a few of my blogs from last week. But funny things happen when the Internet gets cooped up and a bit squirrelly. Case in point, Nick Heath, a dude who’s currently not working, so he’s given himself a new gig. Doing play-by-play commentary of everyday shit.
Like clothes shopping.
Dogs running in the park.
Dogs walking in the park.
People crossing the street.
And Moms pushing strollers.
As mentioned, this is just an everyday dude trying to keep busy and provide his fellow self-isolating humans with some entertainment. So, buy him a coffee, if you can.
If you've been amused by all this silliness, do consider 'buying me a coffee'. It helps while we all wait for the sport (and jobs) to return. Thanks! https://t.co/dADMMqqgMz— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 18, 2020
Good on you, Nick Heath. You're the kind of entertainment we need right now.
So if you go more viral than Covid-19, you get 30,000+ followers in two days.— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 22, 2020
My new followers are gonna be well bored when I go back to commentating on English club rugby. 🤭
Well, Twitter you’ve only got yourselves to blame. 😋— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 19, 2020
At 17 I wanted to be a broadcaster.
At 22 I wanted to be a comedy writer.
At 31 I wanted to be a commentator.
This is what 29-31 looked like when comedy met sport in my hybrid of all sporting voices, "Nicholas Fumble" .