Yes, There's Now Coronavirus Porn On The Internet.

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The coronavirus news & stories just keep getting wilder. Whether it’s Australian tabloids offering free toilet paper in the middle of their latest edition, or Italy banning spectators from sporting events for the next month, you don’t have to look far for COVID-19 insanity.

But this is a whole other level of weird. 

VICE continues to do the kind of reporting that no one else will, this time documenting how coronavirus is affecting adult film. And I’m not talking about increased clicks for popular XXX websites (although that’s happening too, apparently). No, I’m talking full COVID-19 themed porn. 

Obviously, I’m not going to directly link you to anything. But this YouTube trailer will give you a bit of an idea what we’re talking about here. 

Almost a horror movie vibe, which is weird. 

They were the ones interviewed for the VICE piece, although you don’t have to look very far/hard for all kinds of surgical mask & coronavirus-themed content on the PornHub, YouPorn and XHamsters of the world. According to Spicy, who’s the dude portion of Spicy x Rice, 

"I think people are attracted to COVID-19 themed porn the same way people who are scared of their shadow are attached to horror movies: We are all searching for things that make us come alive," Spicy, the male half of the Spicy x Rice duo, told me. "COVID-19 is something that brings fear and mystery to pretty much everyone in the world right now... You need to be able to feel something, and what better way to make you feel something than the global crisis we are all in right now.”

"We knew that the corona event was 'good viral material' but we also knew it was affecting people in tragic ways," Spicy said. "We didn't want to insult them by making it too real. We personally know people actually stuck in Wuhan and made it with them in mind." They asked themselves: Would they be offended by this? Or would this take their minds off their situation? "We want the latter." 

I’ll let you read the whole article for yourself, and draw your own conclusions. I’ll also let you do your own Googling, should you decide this is a XXX rabbit hole you wanna tumble down. Just make sure you use Incognito Mode on Google Chrome, k?