Trust me....this is way more satisfying than it looks. I was delirious with excitement about it.
Do not let your teenage daughters out of the house.
Every day, Buster takes my shoes from the front door and brings them to his bed so he can snuggle with them. He never chews them or damages them in any way, he just likes to sleep with them next to him and it's the funniest/weirdest thing ever.