Chicken Nugget Bouquets for Valentine’s Day, Love Is Alive and Well
Flowers are lovely and all, but whoever the first person to put a bunch of chicken nuggets on a stick, bunch them together, wrap them in a bow, and hand them to the person they love on Valentine’s Day is a straight-up genius. To make the edible bouquet, you first need to know where to get the nuggets. if you don’t know a person’s favorite chicken nuggets, you shouldn’t be making them a bouquet.
Once you have, let’s say, two dozen of your person’s preferred nuggets of choice, you need to wooden sticks to build the bundle. Once you have a full bouquet, wrap the outside with cellophane (no one likes greasy hands on Valentine’s Day), and complete with a bow. If you’re feeling fancy, use French fries (you also need to know where the receiver gets their favorite ones) as the baby’s breath of the bouquet.
Boom, there you have the most memorable gift of the Valentines season!