Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes Have Arrived

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The Pumpkin Spice Latte hit Starbucks last week.  But this is even more exciting:  Now a totally different orifice can enjoy those fall flavors . . . Pumpkin spice BUTT WIPES are now a thing that exist.  

The company Dude Wipes is making them . . . and calling them "DUMPkin Spice" wipes. 

According to the description, they're designed to, quote, "keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents."

It's actually something Dude Wipes JOKED about doing a few years back.  They posted a fake photo of pumpkin spice butt wipes in 2019. I guess corporate decided the world was finally ready for the real thing. 

You can already buy them on Amazon