Battle of Alberta: "That Blake Coleman skate goal was good. It had about as much 'distinct kicking motion' as Diego Maradona's Hand of God goal."


In his extended edition of The Rolfsen Report: The Comedy of Sport on The Sport Market, Vancouver comedian Torben Rolfsen weighed in on the Battle of Alberta and English soccer: "Manchester City won the Premier League, but it wasn't all bad news. Oasis frontman Noel Gallagher was headbutted by a player's dad."