Gwyneth Paltrow Has Released A Candle That Smells Like Her… Lady Parts

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I’m sure you’ve heard of Gwyneth Paltrow’s beauty line ‘goop’. She has been on the goop train for what seems like decades, and we’ve heard stories about her and her line that are good, bad, ugly and everything in between. A lot of the things she puts out are just darn right weird, and this is one of those things.

On the goop website, you can find many items that will hopefully suit your fancy. Goop is essentially an online magazine where you can buy products and find tips on everything from food and fashion, to beauty and travel. Click HERE to get to her site.

I’m trying to choose my words wisely, so I can talk about this candle without being profane or too detailed, but also I would love to get the point across because this is just so incredibly interesting. The candle that everyone is talking about is currently for sale on her website, and it is supposed to smell like her… nether region. Is Vagina a bad word? No it’s not, right? Okay I’m just going to use it then. It’s hard not to, because the candle is quite literally called the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle. It's $75.

I know part of you is like… what? But, also there’s a part of you that wants to smell it, just once, to see what it smells like – it’s curiosity and it’s okay because it’s human nature to wonder. Her website, shop.goop.com, has a description for this candle. It says:

"With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth."

Well, I mean… it sounds like it’s got everything you could ever need in a candle, right?

You can buy the candle HERE (when they get more in stock because it’s SOLD OUT. I KNOW!).