The B.C Government Is Suggesting ‘Getting Freaky’ Through a Wall To Prevent COVID-19 Risks

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Every day of 2020, it seems there has been one common and extremely bizarre topic that people cannot stop mentioning. Whether it be COVID in general, quarantine, something about Trump, Kanye running for president... the list truly could go on forever. Today, though, it’s the B.C government, and their handy suggestions for how to continue being intimate with your (what I can only assume is a casual) partner during a worldwide pandemic. I mean, I think if you’re out there in the dating world, you’re aware of the risks you’re taking with having close contact with others. Dating in 2020 does, unfortunately, involve quite a bit of that. That is why the government of British Columbia has some suggestions to keep you safe, and I don’t know if you’re ready for it.

They do suggest that you wear a mask at all times which is kind of a given, though I don’t think anyone is actually going to do it, it’s a good thing to keep in mind if you’re willing and able. They also suggest to avoid the exchange of mouth fluids (ie: saliva) which makes absolute perfect sense. On top of all of this, they do suggest that if you’re going to “do it”… to do it through a wall. Now, they do use a term while describing this, yes the same term you have seen around in a dark corner of the internet that you’ve only heard about but never actually seen, right? I don’t know if I’m allowed to write that term down without getting fired, so I’ll let you click the link and check it out yourself. I can’t believe the suggestion either… but hey – COVID is serious. Anything to flatten the curve.

Click HERE to read it.