The lesson to be learned here is NEVER swipe right on your exes. Ever.
THIS ONE I TAKE FULL BLAME FOR #CouldveBeenTheOne
Some people take Tinder super seriously... John is one of those people. Don't be like John.
A serious mission to find out who will serve us burgers before 11am.
HEY, I'm not a terrible person, or a terrible date... so I have some explaining to do. We'll call this one 'Don't Be That Guy'
This guy is just the worst. That's all... no offence if you're listening.