I was born in Ontario on my due date and I've been on time ever since.

I like to exercise, and at one point I could do almost two unassisted chin ups. 

I watch a lot of trash reality television. If there was ever a dating show on a deserted island where they have to wear elaborate costumes and answer trivia questions while making an extreme cake, I'd be in heaven.*

When I was young my Mom bribed me with chocolate pudding to do ballet. And I still work for chocolate pudding to this day. 

*if you're a TV producer and would like to start developing this show, please call me.