I didn't meet this guy on tinder... but he was insane.
This guy just loved the Flames a little too much.
This is a parody song that's about me this summer... and probably about you too. - Josie
This guy just loved beans... but apparently his stomach couldn't handle it.
This was COMPLETELY my bad... I thought he bailed, and I got wasted. Oops.
This is a song about you every time you go to the bar.