The Weeknd played a very different version of himself on Monday’s episode of the animated series American Dad.
“I’ve never told anyone this before,” the Canadian singer told Hayley (voiced by Rachael MacFarlane) as she tried to seduce him. Breaking out in song, The Weeknd confessed that he is a virgin.
“You want to hold hands then sign me up / but just know you’re not going to score,” he sang. “Pure as a dove and I’m waiting for the right person … Trying to act super tough but inside I’m a 12-year-old boy.”
Elsewhere in the song, The Weeknd claimed: “Supermodels they were all fake / ‘cause I never humped … I never watched porn / never did drugs / ‘cause I’m terrified.”
Riiiiight.
The Weeknd co-wrote the episode, titled “A Starboy Is Born,” with Joel Hurwitz. He announced his involvement in the episode in early April.
The singer is No. 1 on Hayley’s “freebie” list and is urged by her husband (Jeff Fischer) to have sex with him.
But, The Weeknd is having none of it. “Containing my seed gives me superpowers other singers don’t possess,” the animated Abel explained.
“Right now I’m using my virgin power to win Grammys but if my calculations are correct, soon my nut sack will be a time machine. I’m trying to f**k with dinosaurs.”
Watch The Weeknd’s appearance on American Dad below: (Warning: Contains language and subject matter some may find offensive.)