Zoo Will Name Rat After Your Ex And Feed It To A Snake
Happy Valentines Day!
The San Antonio Zoo has decided to hop in on Valentines Day promotions with some enjoyable revenge on the ex that burned you.
Their 'Cry Me A Cockroach' promotion offers visitors the chance to name a cockroach after their ex for $5, or even a rat for $25.
The roaches will be fed to various animals in the Zoo, the rats will be fed to the snakes.
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❤️ This Valentine's Day, we are hosting the first-ever “Cry Me a Cockroach” event. You can purchase a live cockroach, and we'll serve it up as a snack to one of our animals. If your ex was a snake, you could even buy a rat, and we'll feed it to a reptile! 🐀🐍 To buy your roach or rat, visit: https://sazoo.org/valentine/
That's some nice closure eh?
The feeding of the exes will even be live-streamed so anyone purchasing the roaches or rats can really enjoy money well spent.