Zoo Will Name Rat After Your Ex And Feed It To A Snake

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Happy Valentines Day!

The San Antonio Zoo has decided to hop in on Valentines Day promotions with some enjoyable revenge on the ex that burned you.

Their 'Cry Me A Cockroach' promotion offers visitors the chance to name a cockroach after their ex for $5, or even a rat for $25.

The roaches will be fed to various animals in the Zoo, the rats will be fed to the snakes.

That's some nice closure eh?

The feeding of the exes will even be live-streamed so anyone purchasing the roaches or rats can really enjoy money well spent.

-Jess